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Roasted Dinosaur With Mashed Potatoes And Gravy
We're cooking an Ixalan-inspired Thanksgiving feast of rules questions, so join us in this week's appetizing edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Rules Question Tango
And now, inspired by a recent theater production, Carsten and Moko present their rendition of the Rules Question Tango in this week's musical episode of Cranial Insertion!
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Casting Call, Actors Need Not Apply
Casting a spell most of the time is very intuitive to players, but if you dive into the deep end of this pool, it can be complex.
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Always Have a Fallback Plan
Having a contingency plan is totally important, which is why you of course want to read all the answers to your rules questions! So join us for this week’s exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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A Belated Birthday Bash
or, The Dirty DozenWe celebrate our 12th anniversary, albeit a little late, by answering your rules questions! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Back to the Past
or, Be Kind, Please RewindThis is it we have reached 88 miles per hour while generating 1.21 gigawatts of power! Now we are heading straight into the once and future past of Magic Origins! With the prerelease behind us we bring you some answers to those burning questions! So read on in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Just watch out for that eye in the sky.
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Formidable Questions
or, No Questions Involving FormidableThis week we take on the daunting task of answering all of your rules questions! Moko has built an impregnable fortress from the rather imposing tower of questions that has built up around the offices. With this terrific task at hand join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Blast from the Past
or, Dragons, Dragons, Everywhere (3 Comments)Translations: Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Pусский
... A Lot Like No
or, Hibernation TimeWinter is coming... as we prepare for our long sleep we take a moment to answer your latest series of rules questions and answers. So join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Hail Hydra
or, Gentle Snowfall upon Hydrozoans (0 Comments)Translations: Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Pусский
Sealed for Freshness
Fresh off GP Toronto, we have some rules questions all wrapped up and ready for your reading pleasure! Join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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The Gods Must Be Crazy
or, Devotion to Soda BottlesInsanity in the Cranial Insertion office and Moko feels at home running amok with the gods of Theros. Read on with this weeks divinely crazy edition of Cranial Insertion!
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World Enchantment
or, Enchant All the ThingsCranial Insertion enchanting the world with rules question and answers for over seven years now... okay, not that kind of enchantment. Join us for this weeks exciting edition!
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Starred and Spangled
Celebrating the passing of the day of independence of the U.S. with a super special Boros, Azorius, and Izzet article! What is that... we are still covering all the guilds? Anyway, join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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What happens in North Canton...
...stays in North CantonLady luck is on our side! Though with our rules knowledge the odds just might be stacked in our favor. So join us for this fortuitous edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Breaking the Mold
Creeping or oozing molds always find a way to keep growing. Just like our question and answer repitiore! Join us for some not so old questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Twists // Turns
or, Flipping TablesDragon's Maze is here! Just after the prerelease and we have an exciting double take on rules questions for you this time. So join us for this twisting and turning head splitting edition of Cranial Insertion.
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All Crazy Teenagers
Not to Be Confused with Those Crazy TeenagersThe world is ending and Moko was let out to write yet another article, this time about some crazy teens. Wait... what? That was two weeks ago, only the year this time? And no, actual teens are involved with the article, just something about spells? Okay then, read on for this weeks amazing edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Where the Bunnies Roam
or, Getting Inside Your HeadJoin Eli as he takes a journey into the inner workings of the brain. Oh, yeah and he answers some rules questions along the way! Read on with this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Dead Man's Party
or, Leave Your Body at the DoorThe party is heating up! This week is Rakdos week here on Cranial Insertion so unleash your thirst for rules knowledge and head on inside!
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Lucky M13
or, Que Serra SerraWith the M13 prerelease just under our belts its that time for Eli to tackle all of those burning rules questions!
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If Life Gives You Demons
or, Make DemonadeSince summertime is getting underway what better marriage than Cranial Insertion and Avacyn Restored? Find out what soulbonding adventures await, so grab a nice tall glass of iced demonade!? and read on with this weeks Cranial Insertion!
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What's in the Box?
or, Seven Deadly MonkeysA box full of surprises and all those rules questions you know and love, in this edition of Cranial Insertion!
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The Oxidda Loxodon Mox Paradox
or, X Marks the SpotIt's time to lock up the house and turn out the lights, but not before we cross some mountainous elephants!
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Gobbling Bombardment
or, Wild Turkey ShotsGravy, stuffing, turkey, and rules run a fowl with yet another thankful edition of Cranial Insertion. Once again here for your rules question loving enjoyment!
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Question-Walk
or, All the Cool Kids Are Doing ItIf a creature has landwalk and haste, could we say it has landrun?
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Word of Commander
or, Commander? I Just Met 'ErIn researching this article, we googled for 'commander data,' but all we got was Star Trek stuff.
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New Year's Resolution
or, Good, No One Countered ItRandom factoid: 01-10-11 is binary for 1-2-3. Your day has been enriched with this knowledge.
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When All You Have Is a Hammer
or, Everything Looks Like a Mountain (0 Comments)Translations: English
Have a Zombie Monkey Christmas
or, Up on the Rooftop with Brains and Guts (0 Comments)Translations: English
Attack of the One-Hour Turn
or, Why EDH Games Should Not Contain Nine Players (0 Comments)Translations: English
How to Play a Spell
or, Help I'm Being Held Prisoner in a Subtitle Factory (0 Comments)Translations: English